Yes. I will say it again. Holy Crap! Have I really not posted here since the 1st of October. It appears so. At least it was October this year, I guess. Why? Why have you not posted in so long I hear you ask. Or maybe that is just the voices in my head again. Well the truth is that I have been splitting my time between abiding in heavenly raptures, and wallowing in self-pity. Does the fact that I have managed a post mean that I am no longer wallowing? Well, no. I am still wallowing. Wallowing like a hippo in mud.
I have also been working on a double top secret project that I shall shortly reveal to one and all. No! Not now. Not that shortly. Be patient. I am very excited about this project and, as is my wont, shall no doubt divulge the details far sooner than is apposite.
For now please allow me to present my apologies to one and all for not posting for so long. Notice how I keep using that phrase, ‘One and all’? It is almost as if I have the, probably misguided, belief that more than one follower remains to read this after the extended fallow period to which I have subjected them.
So, I am back, at least for now, and then most likely only sporadically. Back to amaze and dazzle you with my charm and wit, with the beauty and wonder of my eloquence.
Naturally this depends upon my proclivity for wallowing. But, hey, it is warm here in the mud
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Glad you’re back 😉
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Thank you, Pam.
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Good to see you back. I hope your top secret project does not include explosives
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Thank you, John. Nope. No explosives involved.
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Welcome back. Remember to replace the wallowing mud every few days. It’ll exfoliate the skin.
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Thanks, Charles. Great advice, as always. Exfoliating mud baths. It is like a day at the spa. I now have skin as smooth as a baby’s bum, as they say in the UK, or so I have heard.
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They say it here too. Though I don’t know what possessed someone to create that saying.
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Someone spending too much time admiring babies butts? Unhealthy methinks.
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A nanny that had to change one too many diapers? Definitely unhealthy.
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You have been sorely missed. Top secret is intriguing, now me has to know.
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Have patience and all will be revealed. It is probably only exciting to me.
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Glad to see you back, Julian. I’m afraid you might have set yourself up with this announcement, though. Whatever it is better be boffo! 😛
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Thanks, Kevin. Yep, I am living in fear now. Still wallowing in mud, but fearfully 🙂
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It is quite nice to hear from you now that you have come up for air while wallowing in all that mud. I can’t wait to hear about this exciting top secret project you are working on, I’m sure it will be stupendous. Anyway, it’s nice that you are back, even if it is sporadically. Keep in touch. 🙂
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It is certainly a stupendous project to me, Dom. As Charles pointed out the mud is a wonderful exfoliant. My skin is just so damn smooth now. Thanks for the kind words.
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I like secrets. Especially when you are naked.
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Those ones are our special secrets.
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