Some leaves. Some mean more than others to me.
I like leaves.
Clouds of grey,
No sky of blue,
When each day,
I’m without you
But comes that time,
Not oft’ enough,
When the sun doth shine
And I set off
Across the ocean
Back to you
The plane in motion
‘Come on crew!’
Get me to
The one I love,
Fly me in,
From up above
Back to her
I do race,
That metal bird,
Doth cross the space
A finally back,
There in her arms,
Oblivious to all,
But her sweet charms
That pretty face,
Those luscious lips,
I’m whole again,
And now complete
All I want is to be with you,
Across the sea in a land so new
Where resides my heart with you,
I should be there with you too
Stuck here on this rock of rain,
I don’t want to be here again.
There’s only one place I want to be
There with you in the land of the free.
Feeling villainous? Excellent advice for writers.
What? Why do you people always expect me to have an answer?
Villains are the ones that you love to hate. They are eyeball glue for fiction readers. Seriously–want to ensure that the reader will keep turning pages? Give them a well designed villain and an equally matched hero, and they will finish your book and get that Kindle pages read graph to sky-rocket.
When we think about the basic set up of a novel, what do we think of? Hero + Villain = story? Most of the time. Let’s look at that a bit closer.
Most people go that route because it is a less risky formula. It is easy, accepted and authors choose it for those reasons. The likeable protagonist is common because:
*The reader can identify with them easily and put themselves in the character’s place.
*The character embodies all the good things about ourselves and…
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There once was a time,
Nothing made sense,
No reason or rhyme,
A life of pretence.
I was always alone,
In miserable solitude,
A different longitude.
And then the joy,
Of two as one,
As girl met boy,
’twas a miracle done.
And then I knew,
With all my heart,
All I wanted was you,
And life did start.
Now I know,
You’re my everything,
You fill my heart,
You make it sing.
Joy and happiness,
You bring to me,
All I want,
Is for us to be free.
One single heart.
Calling all Indie authors! Go on, answer some questions and help each other out.
For anyone who would like to answer these questions, feel free to copy them and send your responses to firstname.lastname@example.org
For anyone who missed it the other day, Charles Yallowitz and I are starting a help page on both of our sites for indie authors who are new to the publishing arena. Nothing too complex, just asking authors the same set of questions and hoping to get answers from those who write across a broad array of genres. The answers will be posted to the blog once a week and then links to those posts will be put on a page where authors can go and refer back to them. We will also be listing sites that have useful info for authors about marketing and promotion both free and paid.
So if you’d like to take a moment and answer the questions, it would be much appreciated. Only thing we…
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Some great ideas here.
Nope, not a typo.
A couple things to cover. First of all, I can’t stop thanking people for all they have done for me since releasing my book last week. Carmen Stefanescu rocked my world this morning with her awesome and unexpected promo on her site, which you can find here. http://shadowspastmystery.blogspot.ro/2015/07/guest-promo-ci-ionia-martin.html?m=1 I hate to admit that I cry, but I did.
Thank you Carmen. Love you.
Also huge thanks to people who left a review on Amazon. I was so excited I nearly peed.
Second, some questions and a few declarations.
I have new respect for all of you indie authors. I have been writing and publishing for years under a couple of different pseudonyms and have always had a publishing house behind me. Even when I put out some previous “indie” novels, I had other people working on promoting and covers and such. I didn’t do it all…
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Check out John’s post about Ionia’s latest releases.
Iona Martin has just published two books and since she is such a good writer I want to take the time to let you know about them.
The first is one that Ionia wrote for authors. She is such and excellent reviewer and writer that it is time for all of us to take advantage of the prompts that she has provided. It is titled The Reluctant Muse and is “a writing prompt and idea book for authors of fiction works. It is intended to offer inspiration when you can’t think of anything to write about and includes photos, exercises and inspirational quotes. It is not a long book and the exercises are simple and designed to only take a few minutes of your time. Hope you enjoy!” I know i want to read it and gain some fresh ideas.
The second book is one that only Ionia could write. Titled
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Check out this awesome review of Ionia’s incredible Romance Novel parody, ‘Plundering the Romance Novel’.
I downloaded and read Ionia Martin’s hilarious bodice-ripper spoof, Plundering the Romance Novel (subtitled A Really Awful, Truly Terrible, Very, Very, Bad Romance) and was laughing so hard I was using the sleeve of the sweatshirt my husband had left lying on the couch—again, even though I’ve warned him about it, so it serves him right—to wipe off the tears and snot because I didn’t want to stop long enough to go for tissues.
Now that I’ve finished (and, okay, done some laundry) I just have to tell you about it.
Once upon a time there was an Omnipotent Narrator. Actually, she was a romance novel reviewer who had just had it up to HERE with all the crap that gets published these days, for god’s sake, she could do better in her sleep and maybe make a…
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As you may or may not know, I have an intense interest in BDSM. So imagine my delight when browsing on Amazon, I happened to come across, twist that if you dare, a book by authors Dom & Ina Trix, called ‘Fifty Shades of Cray’. I had been beating myself up, looking for that perfect BDSM title, and there, as if by magic, it appeared before my eyes. It was as if a blindfold had been removed and my vision returned to me. I had spent hours, and it had been like flogging a dead horse.
Now, generally I tend to look at Amazon Marketplace to see if I can get a battered copy, but this was a brand spanking new one. An ebook, on the kindle store. This title was a little different. I could just see myself whipping through that in no time at all. I reached for my wallet and managed to get completely tied up in knots extricating it from its captivity. It felt like I had been handcuffed to my own pants. So eventually I manage to release myself from my bonds and have the offending card in my hand.
I returned to my browser and blow me if the connection hadn’t timed out and I had to start again. This pursuit was dominating a lot of my time. In fact I almost submitted, and gave in. It was torture. But no. This meant too much to me. I had to have it. I would do this. And I did. Despite my restraint, I was now the proud owner of my very own perfect BDSM book.
If you too would like to experiment you can check out my purchase. It is this tasty cookbook filled with Beautiful, Delicious, Shellfish Meals. It is filled to the brim with amazing looking recipes, designed to titillate the appetite and leave you panting in desire for these mouthwatering treats.
In all seriousness this is an awesome book of stunning recipes, all with a slightly different slant to the usual pedestrian instruction provided by most cookbooks. Good, tasteful fun, quite literally. Handy recipes that do not leave you chained to the kitchen, unless of course that is your bent.
Here is the cover. That is one pretty funky looking Crayfish.